Tuesday, February 5, 2008

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life? Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Becky's Wedding

Finally got some pictures!


Becky, Chad, Morgan, Cayden & RiKenna


Becky & Chad


Becky & Chad


Becky's daughter RiKenna


Chad & Morgan


Becky & Chad


Becky's son Cayden


Becky & her kids with Chad & his family

Monday, December 31, 2007

Help me get a new hairstyle

Its 2008 .. time for some changes. First off being my hair. Here are the two styles i'm leaning towards .... give me your 2 cents.

LONG

SHORT

To all my friends and family ...

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Monday, December 24, 2007

Christmas

I'm not a huge fan of Christmas anymore. But one thing I do still love is Christmas lights on Christmas Eve. The girls and I just got back and it was amazing. While WE are not rich, our apartment is right smack dab in the middle of a very rich neighborhood, so the people go crazy.

I don't know if you've seen the video on the internet of the house with tons of lights that blink to music? Well there's one here in Houston. I think they rent a radio station at Christmas. Anyway, they have a big sign letting you know what station to tune your car radio to and then their lights flash to the music and they have TONS of lights. I couldn't get a good picture of the house because there were TONS of cars. But here's some other houses around us.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Rebecca Sue Lou Lou

IS GETTING MARRIED!!!

WHEN - JANUARY 5TH

WHERE - FLAGSTAFF

WHO -- THIS GUY:

(CHAD)


AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST .. THANK GOODNESS FOR WHITE GOLD:
DA ROCK!!

Congrats girl!!!
I would give anything to be there but since you think this wedding revolves around you and chose a bad date for me .. I am just going to have to be there in spirit :)

I LOVE MY LITTLE SIS!!!